Not actually a time machine
Choice quotes about me: "seriously rad"; "intimidatingly cool"; "aesthetically pleasing"; "despite his pointyness his hugs are pleasant"; "dashing"; "so rock and roll [he's] injured [him]self"...


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3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 21,714 notes
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420ghost:


metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 217,981 notes
slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 5,023 notes

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby


OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby

Eric forgot what puppies are...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 60,018 notes
plays

They showed a bit of this on a thing on tv, but the full video is nine minutes forty two seconds.

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 3,521 notes

black-nata:

black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.

UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:

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EVERYONE DEAD.

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 23,493 notes
devilthrones:

A Facebook friend of mine had the perfect thing to say about this creep:
This is why, despite being a nonbeliever and a scientifically minded person, I hesitate to identify as a member of the skeptic/atheist community- it is dominated by pompous white men who find doing things like categorizing rape into different “levels” of badness, and playing logical fallacy “gotcha” games with anyone hurt by this, to be a diverting intellectual exercise. In truth, they may act like this is nothing more than a fun little project, but this is to hide how much emotional validation and sexual enjoyment they derive from this game. Their intent is to do harm, and to assert power by the further gaslighting and violation of boundaries of those who protest. The more you ask them to stop, the more excited they get, and the more they will try to pull you into a “debate” and harm you further. This is not done in the spirit of true inquiry and debate; it is abuse disguised in the sterile wrapping of “discourse.”  

devilthrones:

A Facebook friend of mine had the perfect thing to say about this creep:

This is why, despite being a nonbeliever and a scientifically minded person, I hesitate to identify as a member of the skeptic/atheist community- it is dominated by pompous white men who find doing things like categorizing rape into different “levels” of badness, and playing logical fallacy “gotcha” games with anyone hurt by this, to be a diverting intellectual exercise. In truth, they may act like this is nothing more than a fun little project, but this is to hide how much emotional validation and sexual enjoyment they derive from this game. Their intent is to do harm, and to assert power by the further gaslighting and violation of boundaries of those who protest. The more you ask them to stop, the more excited they get, and the more they will try to pull you into a “debate” and harm you further. This is not done in the spirit of true inquiry and debate; it is abuse disguised in the sterile wrapping of “discourse.”  

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 121 notes

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

3 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 121,308 notes
Tagged as: #I have done this 
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